Trending Content

The Onion ( @TheOnion ) Twitter Profile


The Onion

America's Finest News Source.

Joined on 4 March, 2008

  • 41.1k Tweets
  • 7 Following

Dunk Contest Judges Award Obi Toppin Perfect 10 After Jumping Over Coronavirus Particles

 1,509  18  174  Download

Oprah Interviews Meghan Markle, Prince Harry: What To Expect

 296  16  16  Download

James Harden Pump Fakes Under 4 Dummies During NBA All-Star Drawing-Fouls Challenge

 3,357  17  443  Download

Larry Flynt Promises To Make God Famous With Nude Photo Shoot

 993  26  78  Download

Girlfriend’s Back Too Knotted And Gnarled For Massage To Turn Sexy

 8,024  54  568  Download

Health Experts Recommend Against Getting Zapped By Any Sort Of Futuristic Space Gun

 1,950  30  183  Download

Botched Autopsy Brings Murder Victim Back To Life

 4,707  43  321  Download

Boyfriend Upset About Something American Government Did In 1970s

 2,926  46  229  Download

Andrew Yang Leading NYC Mayoral Race After Flipping Off Residents And Telling Them To Suck His Dick

 7,350  82  625  Download

Timeline Of U.S. Involvement In Yemen

 409  11  46  Download

‘New England Journal Of Teen Medicine’ Retracts Flawed Study Positing You Can’t Get Pregnant The First Time

 563  13  36  Download

Report: If It Weren’t For Covid, You’d Be On A Carousel Right Now

 1,302  19  120  Download

Flustered Donald Trump Confesses He Only Murdered Mistress Because He Loved Her

 1,739  50  87  Download

Judge Real Stickler About Biological Weapons Anti-Terrorism Act Of 1989

 984  9  48  Download

City’s Outdoor Dining Solutions Slowly Advancing Beyond Rest Of Civilization

 3,864  16  293  Download

Media Claims Britney Spears Well Enough To Be Released Back Into Their Sole Custody

 4,790  30  306  Download

Onlookers Realize Beauty Of Love Again After Seeing Dead-Eyed Man Swiping Right On Every Tinder Profile

 984  14  44  Download

Americans Scrambling For Covid Vaccine After CDC Director Announces Thousands Of Doses Buried Somewhere In California

 1,434  22  129  Download

Report: We Don’t Make Any Money If You Don’t Click The Fucking Link

 52,326  1,433  7,282  Download

End of content

No more pages to load