The ONLY official social media account for Actor and Author Jim Carrey!
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Joined on 30 June, 2009
January 6, 2021: The day “Lock her up” became “Hang Mike Pence!” And they meant it.
“Hey Count...I love to count. You love to count. You should recount Georgia for me. Y’know, a lot of people are saying that Sesame Street should be re-zoned. That’s valuable commercial real estate. Monsters are living in garbage cans...it’s a total disaster.”
Kelly Loeffler was fully briefed on the threat of Corona virus. She assured Georgians they were safe and while they died she dumped and traded stock. Now, with over 350,000 dead, she’s swimming in blood money and asking for your vote. #greedkills
Though my term was only meant to be 6 weeks,I was thrilled to be elected as your SNL President...comedy’s highest call of duty. I would love to go forward knowing that Biden was the victor because I nailed that shit. But I am just one in a long line of proud, fighting SNL Bidens!
The war between fact and fantasy continues in America, but for now...a sigh of relief. 🤜🏼🤪👌🏼
Many thanks to the @CriticsChoice Super Awards for their super recognition of 'Sonic the Hedgehog.' I knew that little blue bastard was a gold mine! ;^P
Ding dong the witch is dead! All hail King James!
No trick-or-treating this year. No bags of candies touched by strangers. This is his America; his house of horrors. His hideous transformation is almost complete. Your vote is the silver bullet. #BidenHarris
Donald J. Trump. Hellbound Class of 2020
There are 2 parties to choose from in our corporate idiocracy. Neither is perfect. But only one is guilty of criminal negligent homicide on a massive scale, and probably, treason. Red is dead. Do blue instead. #BidenHarris
Let’s make it happen. Let’s send him home. #BidenHarris
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